If I could really do it right, I'd now open the door and bring in our guest physiologist, who would then provide the facts that I'm — what I'm about to go is "blah, blah, blah."

如果我能真的做到，我现在将会打开门，迎接我们的宾客生理学家，一个会给出我只能胡扯的事情的事实真相。