Instead, I fainted and hit my head on the sideboard, my last thought before passing out being that maybe if I hit myself hard enough I would get a couple of days in bed. A while off school.

我想要对他们都表示感谢，但我却昏倒了，头撞在了食具柜上，在我即将昏迷的那一瞬，我最后的念头是，如果撞得足够厉害，或许可以卧床休息一两天，那样可以有几天不用去学校，并能使别人对我稍加观注。