I started to feel left behind, but took some comfort in the fact that these newfound parents seemed to be going through a living hell of belching, vomiting and random defecation.

我开始觉得自己落后了，但是当我得知那些新爸爸妈妈们好像生活在地狱中，不停抱怨孩子呕吐，到处拉屎时，我才感到些许慰藉。