Here's an important outdoorsmen tip: When your knife has a handle three times wider than the blade is long, you're not carrying a knife, you're carrying a paperweight.

出门在外，给男人们一个贴士：如果你身上带的瑞士军刀总宽度是刀片实际长度三倍的话，你带的就不是刀了，你带的是镇纸。