Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML.

今天，我在篝火旁边烤着正爽呢，忽然一个火星飞出来落在裤裆处，我当时眼明手快使出吃奶的力气一拳捣在铃铛上。FML。