I was 14 and smitten by Cupid disguised as a Valentine's card the size of a Labrador dog, delivered by our grinning postman, mocked by my siblings.

我14岁的时候，爱神丘比特装扮成如拉布拉多猎狗大小的情人节贺卡射中了我。我们和蔼可亲的邮递员把它传送给我，它却被我的兄弟姐妹嘲笑。