I went through my mail today, and got the usual batch of letters declaring that I'm wrong about everything, and that we should do the opposite of anything I say.

我今天去邮箱拿信，像往常一样，我拿到一大堆宣称我在每件事情上都是错误的告诫信，我们应该在这些事情上全部做相反的决定。