The most popular one is that he came out first in the highest imperial examination but was disqualified due to his ugly appearance. He bumped himself into the post to death in a pique.
No chance, then, that we'll ever see astronauts telling us the ugly truth about life among the stars: "Bloody boring up here: space toilet's broken and now the computer's playing up."
Teenagers often struggle with an overwhelming sense that nobody likes them, that they're not as good as other people, that they are failures, losers, ugly or unintelligent.
I hoped that people would know that throwing their garbage all over the beach creates an ugly place that is also dangerous to both humans and wildlife.