Even the technology press conferences, which have been high-profile in the past and reached a level of drama and theatrics fitting for a Las Vegas stage, have a different bent to them.
The Messiah has been locked up on life support for the past ten millennia, laid low by his most beloved son, and an incomprehensibly vast Church Militant commits secondly atrocities in his name.
The conviction that historical relics provide infallible testimony about the past is rooted in the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, when science was regarded as objective and value free.
He has analyzed clamshells to gain perspective on the Vikings, who migrated from Europe's mainland to Iceland, Greenland, and northeastern stretches of north America hundreds of years before Columbus.