"I don't wish to demean you," I said to the strange boy. "however, can you explain why an important delegate like you would need to steal so many expensive chocolates for such a mission?"
"We worked so hard to raise you and then you left us so suddenly," a woman screamed, pounding the ruins of the Juyuan Middle School with her fists. "How could you leave us to grow old alone?"
Much time has been spent, over the past century, on working out exactly what it is about the sound of fingernails on a blackboard that's so unpleasant.
But what we do know is this: they didn't build it wearing hard hats. In other words, one of our greatest achievements was, um, achieved without the intervention of Health and Safety.