Some expected e-mailers to be the biggest liars, reasoning that because deception makes people uncomfortable, the detachment of emailing would make it easier to lie.
However MSNBC says some purists are offended that Coca-Cola is veering from its traditional red cans, and some deluded sippers feel that the soda tastes different in white cans.
Scientists agree that the key player in this scenario is the West Antarctic ice sheet, a Brazil-size mass of frozen water that is as much as 7000 feet thick.